@sparklyballs I understand and I'm assuming you've been in computing for some time, just like me. As such, you know how many variables can make a system go south. I've now wiped and recreated the container with all the latest guidance and I'm waiting to see what happens. I did notice one thing that seems off in @ContainerN00b's creation parameters. Isn't the web server inside the container bound to port 5000? It seems that "-p 5000:80" would direct requests from localhost:5000 to the container's port 80.
If I'm not able to get it working, I'm hoping my log files will help us troubleshoot. I'll ping again tomorrow.
Thanks!