vK31RON

NEJ! I just got it working by what I believe is not the cleanest solution - and will most likely have consequences I haven't seen yet, but I've essentially had Unraid use the iptables PREROUTE/POSTROUTE feature to forward all incoming 10.253.0.5 25565 reqs to the VM. It's good enough for me right now, I'll be back if I run into more problems 👏
 
I run this user script at array start
```
#!/bin/bash
sudo iptables -A FORWARD -i wg0 -d 192.168.0.29 -p tcp --dport 25565 -m state --state NEW,ESTABLISHED,RELATED -j ACCEPT
sudo iptables -A FORWARD -o wg0 -s 192.168.0.29 -p tcp --sport 25565 -m state --state ESTABLISHED,RELATED -j ACCEPT
exit
```

Think I figured out why - it's one of the "not premium" cards of ASUS and they don't put the zero-db/fan-off feature on it.