lol I meant the support forum for CA with a screen shot of CA's statistics screen. But, on a re-read of the banner, I can see where the confusion lies.
Net result is that your server is unable to reach the internet. Usual answer is to reboot modem / switches, and use static DNS addresses of 208.67.222.222 and 208.67.220.220 in Settings - Network settings
As an aside, I am unable to replicate why this message shows up. If I disconnect my server from the internet, I get the proper error message (which basically states the above). If you are so inclined, I would love if you could (assuming Chrome as a browser)
Go to the Apps Tab
Hit F12 on your keyboard (This loads the developer console)
Something like this will appear (make sure that you're on "user messages" on the left hand side)
Hit the arrow next to every "Result", and also the arrow next to every "Object" that appears (don't hit the arrow next to ___proto___)
Right Click anywhere on the wall of text and hit save-as. Upload the resulting file here. (This is CA's logging of what is going on, and only a record of CA's communication back and forth to the server - No personal info is present, and nothing relating to any settings on any templates, etc is present)
While this won't solve your problem (unable to hit the internet), it will help me figure out WTF you guys aren't seeing the proper message