Because not every here speaks English, a foreign language translation follows.
This thread just hit a milestone and now has over 500,000 views 😁 (It however is not the most viewed topic here. That distinction belongs to Simple Features which formed the basis of Dynamix, unRaid's GUI) But nonetheless a celebration is in order.
I think that I'll be doing something like this tonight
But, thank you to everyone in these forums who've made CA what it is today... (along with Larry Page and Sergei Brin as their web scraping probably accounts for some of the views)
To commemorate this very special day,
500 randomly selected unRaid users will find a piece of pocket fluff. (As a special bonus, 1 of those 500 winners will also find some navel fluff)
50 randomly selected unRaid users will find a perfectly usable USB flash drive on the street that may or may not be virus infected (but does have a unique GUID).
5 randomly selected unRaid users will discover that their once cherished tip 'n strip nude pen has been sitting in their miscellaneous kitchen drawer for the last 40 years.
And the randomly selected grand prize winner will never again be asked by their spouse "does this outfit make me look fat?"
Winners will be selected by a random number generator, but since it is technically impossible to create any random number generator that isn't pseudo-random, bribes may also wind up influencing the decision without drawing any attention to yourself.
Good luck to everyone!
Because of Schrödinger's Cat, any announcement of the winners will obviously affect the outcome and as such there will be no announcement made.
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