It wasn't quite in the middle of nowhere. I mean, there was a bar that was a 20 minute walk away. Of course it closed at 8:30pm, but there was another bar 20 minutes further up the road that stayed open late. The hotel didn't have any restaurant of any sort, but they did have a bubble-gum machine, so at least I didn't starve
Just as an update for this. I was looking to fix this today and found this solution:
https://pyronexus.com/2017/07/28/hid-button-over-interrupt-driver-on-kvm-windows-102016-guest-acpi0010/
Open Device Manager -> Right click HID Button over Interrupt Driver -> Click Update Driver Software…
Click Browse my computer for driver software
Click Let me pick from a list of device drivers on my computer
Select Generic Bus and click Next
Click Close and the device should now be operating fine.
Thought I'd post here as this topic ended up quite high on the Google search I did and wanted to ensure the solution was included!