LOL. That was my intention. It's not a clear cut situation.
I'll add another factor to the equation. Parity doesn't hold any sensible data by itself, it works in conjunction with all the data drives in the parity array. So assuming one parity drive, if one drive fails it is emulated by the rest of the drives, if 2 drives fail, you lose the data on both failed drives. If that happens, you are much better off if parity is one of the failed drives, as it doesn't have any data.
So using that info, parity should be the lowest priority for reliability, highest speed for writing, and data drives should be high priority for reliability and read speed.
Bottom line, it doesn't make a whole lot of difference in the large scheme, do whatever makes you feel best.
Expected lifetime of a drive is a crapshoot not likely to be influenced by whether it's a parity or data drive.
Personally I've had better luck with WD than Seagate, so my suggestion is put the Seagate as parity. Since I've only personally had experience with 100's of drives vs. hundreds of thousands manufactured, my statistical experience is meaningless, you do you.